Thursday funnies from yours truly the Flopside Crew at Flopside cOmics.
It is like he is an Ace in the Hole… We all know he is a monster… yet he continues… he should be in jail. Or taken to some jail in a foreign country… no due process for him. Take his gold-plated white house and give all the gold back to the poor. He does not pay taxes… he needs to go now.
Mr. Fuck reflects on when he ran for president. He has many words of wisdom based on free shots of whiskey.
After a gulp of Whiskey…. Mr. Fuck speaks…
“I am often concerned for those who have the power to make Trump accountable but just let him keep talking. His lies are amplified, and his greed is self-evident, and his family is making huge profits on “we the people” … and he holds many countries in a state of hostile takeover with his god-awful tariffs.
This all started on the back of women who had their rights taken away from them. Roe v. Wade overturned. These conservatives! Damn them! Let’s see the list!”
He takes another nip of Midleton very rare housed in his bomb shelter, against the cold of weather and soul….
“Trump is a son of a bitch and even his mother is a thousand times better than he will ever be. Rest her soul. He is the scum of the earth with the power that needs to be taken from him and all of his sick fucks who follow his every word. They are lost… dead and are without a conscience. And if there is a hell they will be found boiling in its Purgatory.”
Dancing in a square room with Mr. Fuck and Mr. Crap.
Happy holidays…
A limerick from Mr. Fuck and Mr. Crap
A whiskey shot will do
A wrestle with an opossum too
Berries in my pudding
And rum in my cake
I will eat my
Fresh baked soul cake.
Freedom grows
When our conscience knows
The devil be gone.
We got to move on
Tickle Rudolph’s nose
We are smart
Love grows in the
COCKLES OF THE HEART!
The cockles of our hearts
Fresh baked soul cake!
Charles Tatum : When they bleached your hair, they must have bleached your brain too.
“Tatum gets work from his the local newspaper, but finds that there’s not much in the way of pressing news. However, when Tatum catches wind of a treasure hunter (Richard Benedict) trapped in a mineshaft, he turns the story into a media sensation. Soon Tatum is using unscrupulous tactics to draw out the situation, an approach that comes back to haunt him.” -Ace In the Hole.
“To draw out the situation.” The only reason Trump is not hugging his bunk in prison right now is because he creates a “media sensation.” The media is using him like the “treasure hunter trapped in a mineshaft.”
And we all know how the film Ace in the Hole (1951) ends.
“Leo (treasure hunter) begins to become ill as time passes and his health decides the futures of those making a profit from his demise.”
The case of the small mushroom…
