Category Archives: The Daily “FUCK” Gazette

A current event rag that is hanging and dangling in the wind at some smelly bar or around the fire lurking to be read in times of low downs… political editorial funnies at their worst brought to you by Flopside Comics… also some Flopside comics here…

2018 GOP Budget Resolution, 50 hours of debate in the Senate. The Daily Fuck Gazette Vol. Two , Number 7

2018 GOP Budget Resolution, 50 hours of debate in the Senate

Brief and current channel 231 C SPAN 3 current debates…

This is happening now and it is fascinating to see the conflicts and how polarized our Senators are. Funny that they represent us. This is a motif of the current conversation. I found it interesting that there are 200 loopholes hidden in our Federal Taxes! What a big bipartisan issue!  Seems like a good place where our Senators should start working together. Republicans and Democrats both agree on investing in ‘start-up or new businesses.’ Maybe there are other places of interest for bipartisan engagement.

John Cornyn

R-Texas Majority Whip

  1. Defense spending should be a priority of Federal Government.
  2. We have the highest cooperate taxes in the world. We need to lower corporate tax rates.

Overseas investors keep money in other countries. We need to lower corporate taxes to bring them back.

  1. Invest in energy such as refineries and oil products, Gas and Wind.
  2. Invest in New Businesses.
  3. NAFTA build up stronger with Canada and Mexico. Update our highly-pressurized liquid fracking solution. Free trade.

Jeff Flake

R-Arizona

  1. Close 200 loopholes hidden in Federal Taxes that help corporate and lobbyists who receive 1.3 trillion in tax credits.

Martin Heinrich

D- New Mexico

The GOP Budget Resolution helps special interests and wealthy Americans with a once again ideal of the failed trickle-down economics.

Making life harder for working class families.

Taking away from:

  1. Cuts to Health, Education, and transportation.
  2. 5 trillion cuts to health care.
  3. 470 million cuts to Medicare
  4. Senior Citizens 470 million cuts close to ½ trillion to Medicare. Including Alzheimer’s Care
  5. Cuts to Drug health care.
  6. Big cuts to Medicaid.
  7. Student Education 8 million cuts towards Federal Pell Grants.
  8. Cuts money to Infrastructure
  9. No cost estimates available and the GOP are legalizing the need to do this.

Positive notes:

Let’s focus on our communities and how we can help and make them better.

  1. Tax help for Startup Businesses.
  2. Access to high-speed internet to all communities.
  3. Bipartisan communications across the line.

The Fuck Gazette Vol. Two , Number 6-66 or anti-man

art student….taken from Terrible Death A terrible flopside Bubblegum Comic…

I have come to realize that Trump as well as all his family and white house people are the Doppelgänger or anti-man people… they are without a good conscience …I can with research say that they do tie in somehow with the Nazi philosophy… or ideology!  It is a different twist on the same old idea of soulless leaders ruled by an unknown source…. maybe beyond our knowing and an agenda that it frightening to me. I once told a friend that I was not worried about Trump becoming president and that we would just have to deal with it… I regret saying this… now I am concerned … and wonder how such a Doppelgänger could have been manifested…  they got what they wanted maybe???

The Fuck Gazette Vol. Two , Number FIVE :. Voter Suppression !!

THE Dence Commission

Presidencey

Presidencetial Advisory Commission on Election Integrity
Vice President Mike Pence chairs the Commission, and Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach serves as the vice chair.

DAH Dence Members

* Vice President Mike Pence, Chair
* Kris Kobach, Secretary of State of Kansas, Vice-Chair
* Connie Lawson, Secretary of State of Indiana
* Bill Gardner, Secretary of State of New Hampshire
* Matthew Dunlap, Secretary of State of Maine
* Ken Blackwell, Former Secretary of State of Ohio
* Christy McCormick, Commissioner, Election Assistance Commission
* David Dunn, Former Arkansas State Representative
* Mark Rhodes, Clerk of Wood County, West Virginia
* Hans von Spakovsky, Senior Legal Fellow and Manager of Election Law Reform Initiative, Edwin Meese Center for Legal & Judicial Studies, The Heritage Foundation
* J. Christian Adams, President and General Counsel, Public Interest Legal Foundation
* Alan King, Probate Judge, Jefferson County, Alabama

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The Fuck Gazette Vol. Two , Number Four. Trumpty Dumpty

Old Mr. Shit has dementia but this does not take away from his wise foresight…

Mr Shit

Mr. Shit is not giving us new news… but old timer punker shit funny news… he is a good guy lost in a radical world of things clear but far away… genius but a bit off…

Outside as we enjoyed the fresh morning air with a fine cup of fresh brewed coffee. Mr. Squirrel was screaking and shaking his tail. Mrs. Crow let out a great yell. The breeze is here bringing in autumn and some good creative foresight too. And then Mr. Shit shared his noise with me. Mr. Squirrel and Mrs. Crow too,

“Trumpty Dumpty sat on THE wall

Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall

All his meager nepotistic White House Cabinet

And all his unpaid lawyers

and billionaire ‘wheeling & dealing’ – ‘hostile takeover’ friends

Didn’t want to put him the ASSHOLE-A

Together again!!”

I spit out my coffee while Mrs. Crow flew overhead. I looked ’round and Mr. Squirrel was silent as if dead.

another useless doodle that may make it into the trash..Flopside Comics Suck…

“President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.”

~Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

 

The Daily “FUCK” Gazette Vol. Two , Number Three. Love me some Transgender !!

Who is Dump's Trophy Whore ?

Mr. Fuck…Who is Mr. Dump’s Trophy Whore ?

President Dump Issues transgender directive…

My eldest son said this,

“Whatever! Now if he starts the draft again I can just say I am transgender.”

I was blank-faced and said,

“Ha, Ha, Ha…. brilliant!”

Pink Hat Mr. Fuck

Pink Hat Mr. Fuck … got a hard on for you Mr. Dump! In or out of the military…. more normal troops for the generals to kill with. Oh boy that means we get the good stuff here in the general Republic…

The repetition of images is good propaganda… and we here at Flopside Comics are guilty of that. We hope it rams down your subconscious and does some fruitfulness.  Remember to be more than an asshole.

The Daily “FUCK” Gazette Vol. Two , Number 2. grandiose sense.

“World history occupied a higher ground than one on which morality has properly its position, which is personal character and conscience of individuals. Moral claims which are irrelevant must not be brought into collision with world-historic deeds and their accomplishment. The litany of private virtues-modesty, humility, philanthropy and forbearance-must not be raised against them” ~ Hegel

“Hegel’s idea that such heroes were completely justified in crushing to pieces everything in their path which might stop them from fulfilling their great destiny, appealed enormously to the grandiose sense of mission in Hitler’s breast” ~ Trevor Ravenscropt

The Daily “FUCK” Gazette Vol. Two , Number 1. good vibrations

Flopside comics is proud to continue on the next volume of ten editions of “FUCK” Gazettes.  “Fart News” is the smelly echo of the word that is heard around the world. Volume two number one is a reflective piece of fart journalism. A dualistic pause from the past into the present political drama ! Yes, here at FLopside comics we memorise quotes of our dear friend Thomas Paine.  His good vibrations are close around. His words echo in the moments of history that still speak to the noble of mind and heart. Pity the other fool that talks of truths…which he doesn’t even come close to saying in all his “tweetrums,” in fact Trump is an asshole… so there you go… that is fart news at it’s best. So go blow one and remember to be more than an asshole.

The Daily “FUCK” Gazette Vol. One , Number 10. Last Shot…

Mr. SHIt’s political collage above but I think he got the generations mixed up with the song from the musical Hair… but I think he gets it… his eyes are open.

A Flopside Comic…

Muses Nine and Graces are three

The emergence of values from remembering repeats in our old age the ancient myth of Memory, the mother of the nine. Muses. Each of the Muses—the patronesses of astronomy, comedy, dance, eloquence, epic, history, music, amatory poetry, and tragedy—artfully forms values by musing upon the goddess Memory who is her mother. We do not need to form our remembrances into art, as the painter Grandma Moses did in her old age, or into a novel, as Giuseppe di Lampedusa did in his. We need only to follow Memory’s daughters, musing over our memories and noticing how they take on significant shapes.

~ Hillman, James. The Force of Character: And the Lasting Life (Kindle Locations 1663-1666). Random House Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.

These illustrations are a way to in tune with “the female power again.” Intuition, illumination and humor are a way to hold us on an alternative foundation or path. A given for us females and a needed endeavor that must be taken by our male comrades. If we dare to have a chance in these dark times.

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Nine Muses as the source of “in-aspiration,” literally breathing in “I-deas” of Goddess-spirits within. The Muses were originally a triad-the primordial Triple Goddess.  First of them was Mnemosyne, “Memory,” who made poets able to remember sacred sagas.

“The whole classical iconographic story of the transformation of the soul and the stages of illumination.”


Apollo is seated at the top and the three Graces are dancing beside him. In his hand is the lyre that plays the song of the universe, and besides that is the vessel of abundance. The inscription over Apollo’s head says, “The energy of the Apollonian mind moves everywhere through the muses.”

The muses are the inspirers of spiritual knowledge, and the source of their energy is the Graces. The Graces are naked because nakedness represents disengagement form the limitations of the clothing of time and space, but the Muses who represent the message of this naked truth to the world. The Graces are three aspects of Aphrodite. Her inflection as the moving powers of the energy of the world.3

Euphrosyne: Joy and the radiance that flows to the world through the qualities
of the nine Muses.

Aglaea: Splendor, the energy returning to the deity.

Thalia: Abundance: that unites the two. When you have put your head in the mouth of the lion you hear the song of nature. Muse of bucolic poetry, the poetry of the nature around you, the sheep and the lion and the trees and the grease and the mountains.
(3,4,5 The process of the rendering into the world the radiance of the Apollonian consciousness.)

The central figure is the great serpent whose tail is Cerberus. The three-headed dog who guards the underworld. Thalia is also the name of the ninth Muse. She is both below Cerberus’s head and she is also the central Grace above. Silent Thalia when she is under the threshold of the earth.  “You can’t accept the bite of death and so you’re not hearing the song of the universe, and that why Thalia is silent.” We are afraid of the three heads of the dog. Fire of the sun, the present, yielding ourselves to the present. The wolf, the fear of the passage of time. The Dog which represents desire and hope for the future.

“What binds us is the present, past and future and so we’re bound to the ego. This is the image of the snake biting Peleus’s Achilles tendon; “Let the serpent of death bite your heel, do hear the song of the universe and then the Muses sing…when you have died to your ego and rational consciousness there open the intuition, that is to say, you hear the song of the muses and this is the female power again.”

Nine Muses:

The first triad of the earth, the moon and mercury.

Selene the celestial body of the moon.  The arrow held by Selene in the sphere of the moon is held down., pointing us to the earth and its history, while the caduceus of Hermes points upward, directing us to spiritual heights.
Clio the muse of history and historical writing.
Calliope the Muse the radiance of the eternal principle of epic poetry. (Mercury /Hermes)

The second triad is the transition through the sun door into the high sphere of purely spiritual experience.

Terpsichore the muse of dance.  Venus
Melpomene the muse of tragedy and tragic poetry. The Sun
Erato the Muse of the art of erotic poetry. Mars

The highest triad where we are released from bondage to matter and death.

Euterpe the Muse of Flute song. Jupiter (Zeus)
Polyhymnia the Muse of choral sacred song. (Kronos)
Urania the Muse of astronomy, The heaven of the fixed stars.

Sources…

Practica Musicae, Franchinus Gaffurius, Interpreted by Joseph Campbell from his book Goddesses, Mysteries of the Feminine Divine.

The Woman’s Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets by Barbara G. Walker