Category Archives: The Daily “FUCK” Gazette

A current event rag that is hanging and dangling in the wind at some smelly bar or around the fire lurking to be read in times of low downs… political editorial funnies at their worst brought to you by Flopside Comics… also some Flopside comics here…

A Daily “Fuck” Gazette , theater of the trumpsurd

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power. ~Abraham Lincoln

The Dump, paul ramen nooodle and Mr. Dence


The United States, the State of the Union Address… some don’t care and some are  going to boycott the event. Others will watch like us at FLOPSIDE Comics. The theater of the trumpsurd!!! So Mr. Shit came up with this in his sleep. We listened as he snored and talked in his sleep. Mr. Shit said…

“The State of the Union Address… the Address… a dress.”

We listened.

“The dress… the dump is a dildo… Trump.”

Mr. Shit gave us a cleaver idea while he was deep in his sleep and talking in his sleep!  He is an elder punk with dementia. Mr. Garbage listens closely to his wisdom and said it clearly to Mr. Fuck,

“A dildo and a dress…”

We smiled and then went to have a round of coffee. Today we will put on our best party dresses and listen to the addressees….

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. ~Abraham Lincoln

Party dresses

Mr. Dang, Bloody Elbows, Mr. Crap, Hudley, Pee Wee Gutter, Mr. Fuck and Mr. Garbage…..Mr. Shit declined to participate in our Flopside Crew Party dress party… old fart.


 

 

female asteroids fun !!

At home I like to have projects to do. Husband got me a new book called Asteroid Goddesses by Demetra George & Douglas Bloch.  It is a networking book that ties up so many years of study. Astronomy, astrology, spirituality, mythology and psychology. A remarkable book. It reads well. I like to engage in mythology, so I did up a little water-color fun with four of the main players heavenwards. What a fun project !! Some female asteroids that have a powerful punch to the human psyche. We need it.


Ceres


Pallas Athene


Vesta


Juno


A Daily “Fuck” Gazette Special

Today brave Senator of Arizona, Jeff Flake, compared President Trump to Joseph Stalin…. we were rolling on the ground with glee beyond enduring! We here at Flopside COmics have foresight ! One of our bubble gum comics asserts this also very  boldly.

Here is a shared guttiwutts of the inside of this spit-out your gum holder before throwing it in the trash…

The died A Terrible Death Flopside Comic 001

 

FS SUcks


Terrible Death

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The Daily “FUCK” Gazette: Dianne Feinstein the Tiara Queen Bitch !!

Dianne Feinstein Rules

Dianne Feinstein Rules

Dianne Feinstein Rules

Is she a strong woman or is she just a strong human being ?! I say both. We at Flopside COmics don’t like separating the men from the women but in this case just once we agree that she is one hell of a dame. Thank You !!!

The Flopside Comic

Woman of the Century…. here we gave her a Tiara !!


https://www.feinstein.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/


Roy…Yippee-yi-o-ki-yay !A Daily Fuck Gazette… number stupid special loser…

 

2018 GOP Budget Resolution, 50 hours of debate in the Senate. The Daily Fuck Gazette Vol. Two , Number 7

2018 GOP Budget Resolution, 50 hours of debate in the Senate

Brief and current channel 231 C SPAN 3 current debates…

This is happening now and it is fascinating to see the conflicts and how polarized our Senators are. Funny that they represent us. This is a motif of the current conversation. I found it interesting that there are 200 loopholes hidden in our Federal Taxes! What a big bipartisan issue!  Seems like a good place where our Senators should start working together. Republicans and Democrats both agree on investing in ‘start-up or new businesses.’ Maybe there are other places of interest for bipartisan engagement.

John Cornyn

R-Texas Majority Whip

  1. Defense spending should be a priority of Federal Government.
  2. We have the highest cooperate taxes in the world. We need to lower corporate tax rates.

Overseas investors keep money in other countries. We need to lower corporate taxes to bring them back.

  1. Invest in energy such as refineries and oil products, Gas and Wind.
  2. Invest in New Businesses.
  3. NAFTA build up stronger with Canada and Mexico. Update our highly-pressurized liquid fracking solution. Free trade.

Jeff Flake

R-Arizona

  1. Close 200 loopholes hidden in Federal Taxes that help corporate and lobbyists who receive 1.3 trillion in tax credits.

Martin Heinrich

D- New Mexico

The GOP Budget Resolution helps special interests and wealthy Americans with a once again ideal of the failed trickle-down economics.

Making life harder for working class families.

Taking away from:

  1. Cuts to Health, Education, and transportation.
  2. 5 trillion cuts to health care.
  3. 470 million cuts to Medicare
  4. Senior Citizens 470 million cuts close to ½ trillion to Medicare. Including Alzheimer’s Care
  5. Cuts to Drug health care.
  6. Big cuts to Medicaid.
  7. Student Education 8 million cuts towards Federal Pell Grants.
  8. Cuts money to Infrastructure
  9. No cost estimates available and the GOP are legalizing the need to do this.

Positive notes:

Let’s focus on our communities and how we can help and make them better.

  1. Tax help for Startup Businesses.
  2. Access to high-speed internet to all communities.
  3. Bipartisan communications across the line.

The Fuck Gazette Vol. Two , Number 6-66 or anti-man

art student….taken from Terrible Death A terrible flopside Bubblegum Comic…

I have come to realize that Trump as well as all his family and white house people are the Doppelgänger or anti-man people… they are without a good conscience …I can with research say that they do tie in somehow with the Nazi philosophy… or ideology!  It is a different twist on the same old idea of soulless leaders ruled by an unknown source…. maybe beyond our knowing and an agenda that it frightening to me. I once told a friend that I was not worried about Trump becoming president and that we would just have to deal with it… I regret saying this… now I am concerned … and wonder how such a Doppelgänger could have been manifested…  they got what they wanted maybe???

The Fuck Gazette Vol. Two , Number FIVE :. Voter Suppression !!

THE Dence Commission

Presidencey

Presidencetial Advisory Commission on Election Integrity
Vice President Mike Pence chairs the Commission, and Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach serves as the vice chair.

DAH Dence Members

* Vice President Mike Pence, Chair
* Kris Kobach, Secretary of State of Kansas, Vice-Chair
* Connie Lawson, Secretary of State of Indiana
* Bill Gardner, Secretary of State of New Hampshire
* Matthew Dunlap, Secretary of State of Maine
* Ken Blackwell, Former Secretary of State of Ohio
* Christy McCormick, Commissioner, Election Assistance Commission
* David Dunn, Former Arkansas State Representative
* Mark Rhodes, Clerk of Wood County, West Virginia
* Hans von Spakovsky, Senior Legal Fellow and Manager of Election Law Reform Initiative, Edwin Meese Center for Legal & Judicial Studies, The Heritage Foundation
* J. Christian Adams, President and General Counsel, Public Interest Legal Foundation
* Alan King, Probate Judge, Jefferson County, Alabama

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The Fuck Gazette Vol. Two , Number Four. Trumpty Dumpty

Old Mr. Shit has dementia but this does not take away from his wise foresight…

Mr Shit

Mr. Shit is not giving us new news… but old timer punker shit funny news… he is a good guy lost in a radical world of things clear but far away… genius but a bit off…

Outside as we enjoyed the fresh morning air with a fine cup of fresh brewed coffee. Mr. Squirrel was screaking and shaking his tail. Mrs. Crow let out a great yell. The breeze is here bringing in autumn and some good creative foresight too. And then Mr. Shit shared his noise with me. Mr. Squirrel and Mrs. Crow too,

“Trumpty Dumpty sat on THE wall

Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall

All his meager nepotistic White House Cabinet

And all his unpaid lawyers

and billionaire ‘wheeling & dealing’ – ‘hostile takeover’ friends

Didn’t want to put him the ASSHOLE-A

Together again!!”

I spit out my coffee while Mrs. Crow flew overhead. I looked ’round and Mr. Squirrel was silent as if dead.

another useless doodle that may make it into the trash..Flopside Comics Suck…

“President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.”

~Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

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