FLOPSIDE COMICS “BE MORE THAN AN ASSHOLE” ADULT TOILET PAPER HUMOR …remember FLOPSIDE COMICS SUCK AND SO DO YOU!
A “Kissin’ Cousin” who is always proving he is a man by fighting any bloke’s head off. He often falls on his elbows in submission…
He is the dude who knows everything and is always in Mr. Shit’s or Mr. Fuck’s face. Lecturing about the meaning of life or how much he hates the current President of the United States… “They are bombing the hell out of other countries and they fucking LIE about it”
Hangs out in the alleys… and he met Mr. Fuck in a smelly alley searching for food. They are poor punks that grew up! Having nothing but their “territorial pissing friendship!” They look for love…yes in all the wrong places.
He is a gas man, deep thinker and artist that makes the scene at every toilet in town… he knows the crap.
He is a genius some say. Plays chess and reads too many books. He is annoying, funny and a dang of a good buddy.
The iconoclast punk of the underworld that contradicts everything but a fucking great bloke.
His is an old scenester who has dementia and is very fun to be with. When he drinks whiskey he is a goddamn, fucking, son of a bitch. He pisses in corners like a bad cat or on lights that explode and ruins any party. He is not a young man anymore but he still loves this song… he said he wrote it.
The Flopside Family