The small GOLD MUSHROOM

A Flopside cOmic “Be More Than a ASSHOLE.”



Today Mr. Fuck came out of the bomb shelter after months of hiding only coming out to climb the fence to do his freegan thing at night.

I felt his hand on my shoulder, and he told me he had a project in mind. I looked over my other shoulder and there was Mr. Shit with his sly grin, and I knew I was in for good fucking trouble.

He gave me a list, and I went to do some good fucking business.

  1. One & 3KG Graphite Crucibles Smart Electric Melting Furnace, 1800 W 110 V Gold Melting Furnace Kit with PID Digital Electric Smelting Furnace for Gold Silver Copper Aluminum Jewelry & Hobby Foundry Kit.
  2. Big canvas for the ground.
  3. Pepy Plastilina Reusable and Non-Drying Modeling Clay
  4. Juome Jar Resin Molds Silicone, Mushroom Jar Silicone Molds for Epoxy Resin.
  5. Mailing box the right size. Addressed to the President of the United States.

He had everything else he needed in the bomb shelter. Preordering his fifteen $1 gold Trump coins that went on sale Sept. 2.

Twenty-five for $61.00. Wow extra fee there? Mr. Fuck  will have them within the week. So, he did. He has a friend who has a friend who knows someone who travels and knew someone who works where the coins are made and so … the underground of subversion is a wide and deep organization. Come to your own conclusion.


Hey what do you think....