I don’t like Phones..SO Who THe FUck CARES!!! And the Serial Killer and flat tire…

Bee

Yes it is late at night and my car gets a flat tire. So I pull to the side of the freeway and then get out of the car. Then to my surprise a serial killer is waiting to get me. At every car box on the freeway late at night there is a serial killer, waiting. Really, I think I might very well be able to change a flat tire myself. This is the worst scenario of not having a cell phone in case of an emergency. Yet, did you know that one can be traced via their cell phone by the same serial killer? I am not a phone person. I know everyone has one and I use to have one too. Yet, I decided to give it up because of some scientific study that claimed that the vibes has an effect on the bee population in a negative way, So I gave it up. Also, I don’t like talking on the phone . I am not a talker to begin with. I don’t know much about small talk either. I tend to lecture and then I like to listen. I am very receptive to my environment. I find that Facebook is perfect for expressing myself to the world and to my friends. I am there everyday so anyone can reach me there. I have had many people want my number and I always felt guilty. Will I hurt their feelings? They will think I am weird? I like people. Yet, I don’t like talking on the phone. I think that this Borg generation is a bit crazy. I hate taking to people while they are looking at their cell phone too. So I usually get up and stay clear. I am going back to the simple. I like my privacy.. I love it…. I set my personal space and If you want to be my friend you will accept this about me. I am halfwild and half- domesticated.

Author: Hudley Flipside

Welcome to Hudley Flipside’s “The Seminary Of Praying Mantis Publishing.” Praying mantis shows me her story of life, death, and rebirth. For me she is an image or symbol of the divine in all things. I watch the praying mantis in my garden and have taken her image as my logo. She is an amazing little creature, and I relate to her connection to nature. We are both wild and part of this strange world. She is a part of my mythology as I am part of hers.

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