While the Fuck family was sitting around the table wondering if they would be doing easter eggs this year, and wondering who would be the bunny to hand out the candy, a comic good friday flashback came to Mr. Shit’s mind. He has punkarama dementia and is not on the up and up.
“I think JESUS followed in his mama’s footsteps!!”
“Oh really, ” said Mr Pee Wee Gutter?
“Maybe so,” said Mr. Crap !!
“He may have a fucking point. Heysus was not a cabinet-maker like his dad. He had a whole bunch of dames following him around and paying his experiences too,” said Mr. Pee Wee Gutter!!
“This goes against my belief system dudes. I refuse to be the bunny,” said Bloody Elbows.
Then Mr. Fuck picked up a book he found in the trash a few days earlier.
“I read in this book that Heysus was a good cook. He liked to barbecue all sorts of fish for his fucking buddies and did free poetry readings!”
“Remember to be more than an asshole….Flopside comis suck and so do you!!”
Reblogged this on The Seminary of Praying Mantis and commented:
Let us remember… this is being re-blogged because I had to have another talk with the Christians at my front door. I brought up the Inquisition,Ezekiel wheels as a preparation for war, and the patriarchs. They said that was not part of their religion. I asked if they read the Bible and they said yes. I told them I am not a christian and my faith goes further back than the Egyptians … anyway we agreed that what we do have in common is that we believe in LOVE. (death, life and rebirth) Anyway I though of this comic… I think it is funny… I don’t care if you like it or not.