“Frankly I find smoking a Sherman a very pleasant addiction that we acquired via human beings…male, female…whatever gender… in the future you all will be self-producing androgynous beings like us… we have no perky nipples …only staring eyes…”

An assumption by Hudley via the character / aliens imagined by someone else… ~ Tralfamadorians.

Rendering of the Tralfamadorians / 1969 novel Slaughterhouse-FiveKurt Vonnegut by Hudley Flipside

I am still lost in the debate over why men have nipples… it seems to me we need to put down our margaritas, martinis, coca-cola, multivitamin shakes, macrobiotic drinks or simple water…put down our cigarettes, marijuana, multi colored Nat Shermans, cigars and bubblegum; take each other’s hand and dance the tango…but please don’t ask me to give a testimony in court because I have no testicles to make such a swear.

I will take an androgynous vulvamony… anyway… I am still lost in the debate of why men have perky nipples!!