Category: The Daily “FUCK” Gazette

A current event online rag … political editorial funnies at their worst brought to you by Flopside cOmics… Time for some Dehydroepiandrosterone released throughout your body. Also listed here are some of the bubblegum Flopside cOmics… all stupid and inspirational ….
“satire is strong irony or sarcasm—”in satire, irony is militant”[2]—but parody, burlesque, exaggeration,[3] juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing. This “militant” irony or sarcasm often professes to approve of (or at least accept as natural) the very things the satirist wishes to attack. “

“Old Man Bar” punks

Whiskey Pete’s Hotel and Casino is a place that mom and dad always tried to get me to go to. Yet the years I endured Vegas as a kid made me repugnant to go.

Ya thin red roast beef with horseradish sauce, and Roquefort cheese dressing on our salads was a way to make us happy. But did not hide the truth from us kids, it never masked the drunk dad or overindulgence of his gambling. Alone in Hotel rooms waiting for mom to find dad. The next day endearingly covering him with newspapers to keep him from a sunburn as he naps near the pool. We kids became happily lost as we swam in the beautiful blue pools sipping on Coca-Cola.

I booked punk rock bowling in February. My first one. Then this nasty cold took me over. I keep waiting after two weeks for it to blow… but it is a nasty one. So, I had to cancel yesterday in order not to have to pay. I did and though I am part of the “Old Man Bar” punks… I will have to remember sweetly my punk days and watch from my safe place at home.

Here are a couple of funnies I did over the years, redundant, making fun of the punk scene… yes, I was willing to compromise and go to a really big show.

In truth my compromised perspective was not me… I would not have been happy at the punk rock Disneyland….

Making fun of punk bowlers “trophy whores” and bouncers or “Good Sherpas” … and all the stuff that is part of Big Punk Rock Las Vegas Style.

Fuck Twitter, X and DOGE …

June 1 2025

Mr. Fuck has amassing foresight about our future, so wise.

The heat brought out the Flopside crew. A few beers and aqua farts, after cannon jumps in the pool, were flying and talk became dirty funny, so we went over some of the old Flopside Comics… Mr. Fuck was unattractively posing in the sun, and Mr. Dang did the work as usual. The Bomb Shelter often comes open for these wild ones to come out and jest…political satire at its crème de la crème. Mr. Shit was staring at my Dionysian Hollyhocks with joy and wonder.

“June is here.” said Mr. Crap.

“Now, time for some art to be done!”

October 6 2022 edit.

Here at Flopside cOmics, we are happy to announce that due to the wildly irresponsible actions of a Moron BOZO from Outer Space—a rich one at that—who is taking over that sick place known for its chaotic atmosphere where the horror will come back to haunt us, we feel compelled to make a bold decision. In light of this situation, we are leaving, as we cannot, in good conscience, support a platform that allows incompetence to reign.

Our departure signifies more than just a withdrawal; it’s a hopeful rallying call for others to protest against Twitter (X) and demand a return to what social media was meant to be: a space for creativity, expression, and meaningful connection without the dark cloud of ignorance looming overhead. We urge our fellow creators and community members to unite in this stand for a better digital world.

And now DOGE

“The word doge comes from Venetian Italian, and, like its standard Italian cognate duce (as in Mussolini’s title “Il Duce”), is derived from the Latin dux, meaning either “spiritual leader” or “military commander.”

From Flopside cOmics… The Terrible Death

They were Fascists & Dictators

DEMAGOGUE

They died a terrible death!

Piazzale Loreto massacre was a Nazi–Fascist massacre that took place in Italy, on 10 August 1944 in Piazzale Loreto, Milan, during the World War II.

Piazzale Loreto is a significant square in Milan, Italy

Mussolini’s Execution: . The bodies of Benito Mussolini and his mistress, Clara Petacci, were also displayed in Piazzale Loreto after their execution, which was a deliberate act of symbolic vengeance.

An Italian partisan, known in Italian as “partigiano,” refers to a member of the Italian resistance movement during World War II, specifically those who fought against Nazi occupation of Italy and Italian Fascism. The term originates from the Italian word for “member of a political party,” and in this context, it signifies someone fighting for their country’s liberation

Fuck them all the way into a black hole…

so that is it…

over and out.

Remember to be More than an Asshole….

Bubble Gum Flopside Comics… so go screw!

The Call Of the Holy Baubo Protagonist.

The call of holy Baubo is strong now

The evil shadow of history comes forward again…

The highest court of our land is making it impossible for women to care for their own bodies. When women are deflowered or devalued it is time to look at the other sex… the male, especially all conservative moronic males, and their bitches…. Time to address their sperm and ask the big question,

“If a man gets a woman pregnant without the holy affirming blessing of the great Baubo herself, then off with his balls, or head … whichever. What do you think about that justice?”

    – A Flopside Comic- crew rhetorical question !

Over the last few years I have worked with the image, ideal, psychology, mythology or biology of Baubo.

We on crew made a FLopside cOmic awhile back with my art.

A FLopside Bubblegum comic.

LAMPOONERY~ Baubo Protagonist

A call to our Holy BAUBO PORTAGONIST

Baubo Protagonist

Look A Demon

A current event Special Flopside Comic…. Benito Mussolini is dancing in the fire….

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Ilomantis Ginsburgae

Women’s History Month

#WomensHisotryMonth.

“Ilomantis ginsburgae is a new species of leaf-dwelling praying mantis from Madagascar. Scientists from The Cleveland Museum of Natural History named the new species to honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg, associate justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, for her relentless fight for gender equality.

– Credit: Rick Wherley, Cleveland Museum of Natural History.”

Here at The Seminary Of Praying Mantis Publishing / Flopside Comics we grieve Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s death and we hope she inspires other women to her high and noble real life ideals of living justice.

She was not the first woman justice, but she was the first voice for women’s justice.

On leadership

“Fight for the things that you care about, but do it in a way that will lead others to join you.”

~Ruth Bader Ginsburg

The Philosophy of Love

“The Philosophy of Love”
Diotima of Mantinea

The name Diotima means one who honors or is honored by Zeus, and her descriptor as “Mantinikê” (Mantinean) seems designed to draw attention to the word “mantis”, which suggests an association with prophecy.

“Then at last man will behold beauty with the eye of the mind and will be able to bring forth not mere images of what is good for man but realities… Would that be an ignoble life Socrates?”

~Diotima of Mantinea

Daily Fuck Gazette Jared is a donkey’s behind…

As crazy Californians… we at Flopside Comics think Jerusalem seems so far away… Israel, Tel Aviv a long-time historic peace process is overwhelming !! Also the U.N.R.W. A.…. United Nations Relief and Works Agency seems like a good commitment to help all nations. 

“How Jared Kushner could in one day cut help and relief to the U.N.R.W. A. program is so cruel, ” said Mr. Dang.

“It seems the prejudice he shows against the Palestinians is clear,” rumpled Pee Wee Gutter.

“I really think we need to support more and control less. I remind you that Jared Kushner’s father paid 2 million dollars for Jared’s enrollment at Harvard. Jared is a donkey’s behind., with no integrity, like his father-in-law. A cruel, uncaring person  without a conscience.” Yelled Mr. Crap.

A special power-up Super hero from Flopside Comics…

Something is in the air here at Flopside Comics ! Whirling power ramp-up takes down the EVIL! Bring down the power of assholes of highest degree ! Bring clarity to the opposing chaos and negative propaganda! A direct and focused SUPER FUCK! It’s real magic!

A promise of bliss and orgasmic creative variables for the incorruptible !

You know what I’m talking ’bout!

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Pancakes… in the hot oil…

Trump’s lawyers are in the hot oil… they have ruined their bright

reputations !!

and have become pancakes with pesto… Testaroli..  with pesto and garlic… and lots of cheese…. eat them down Mr. Trump…. hahahahah poor Rudy and Emmet…

Flopside COmics.. Be More than an assholi !!!!

Daily Fuck Gazette Babbbbbbay! Summer Funnies

Flopside Comics supports the political satire of ‘Trump Baby’ blimp to fly over London.’

On Friday the 13th, 2018.

Don’t forget we have been spreading the satire for years… and have a few bubblegum Flopside COmics that highlight this complete unenlightened asshole of extreme degrees…

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Four Flopside Bubblegum cOmic editions that challenge the status quo…. dripping dropping satire political cartoons…

Check all 13 on Friday the 13th 2018 … your fucking luckiest of days…..

pacifier

A “Daily Fuck Gazette” Limerick

Uppity dubiety Scott Pruitt purines

Eat your prunes you’re a greedy old man

Lotion on your bottom

Sleeping in a used bed

Will not get you any respect

The day you’re found dead!

Uppity dubiety Scott Pruitt purines

Chicken finger frenzies

lost in your gloom

Uppity dubiety Scott Pruitt purines!

A Daily “Fuck” Gazette To Jeff “THE WEASEL” Sessions and To Donald “JACKASS” Trump…

A dream…. of whirling triangles…

To Jeff “THE WEASEL” Sessions and To Donald “JACKASS” Trump…

I had a dream…. last night … or was it a vision….?!

As told to us by Mr. Shit~ anarchist, atheist with a loving good conscience and beyond….

Mr. Shit woke up this morning with something on his mind. For an old punk with dementia he can be as sharp as a dull knife. He talked about whirling triangles that spoke of “…four combinations of wisdom,” and he talked about how he was part of the fifth part of the whirling triangle equation. “Me, Juno the Asteroid Goddess and the naked Grace AGLAEA.” He told us that it was a puzzle to him and as symbolic as hell or heaven… yet seemed as real as could be!

He told us about the strange dream. He also told us how he was born. He yelled that he remembered his story and yelled this, “He was born from a woman, in an alley, on a bus crossing a border.” This came to his mind because in his vision / dream AGLAEA told Mr. Shit that, “I (she) was born from the thought of Apollo the Hermaphrodite!”  Mr. Shit also told us that Juno said she was born from chaos. Singing that, “She stands up for Women’s rights!”

Mr. Shit told us that in his dream he was in an alley. He walked up to a trash can. He saw many things there, yet a couple of books were glowing. He opened one of the books and he read…

“Visit orphans and widows in their distress~ James 1:27” and again flipped through the book and read, “Thus says the Lord: Do Justice and righteousness and deliver from the hand of the oppressor him who has been robbed. And do no wrong or violence to the resident alien, the fatherless, and the widow, nor shed innocent blood in their place.” ~ Jeremiah 22:3

He flipped through another book. He read an outlined quote.

“Have you considered him who calls the judgment a lie? That is the one who treats the orphan with harshness, And does not urge (others) to feed the poor. ~ (107:1-3) Holy Our ‘an.

In his dream he fell back and one of the books fell with him because the whirling triangles moved about him. He was dizzy with wonder. Yet a strength held him up with two large green rough legs. Like claws from another mother. She told Mr. Shit about the exodus of all people, animals, and creatures of the earth… and beyond. This is a mantra that we need all remember.

“You shall not wrong a stranger or oppress him, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.” ~ Exodus 22:23

Silence moved upon us all as we sipped our cold ice-teas. We will focus on the quotes from those books from the trash can! For coming upon us are days of justice and good conscience.

Mr. Shit drank lots of ice coffee. He told us that going back to sleep was not an option!

Dance for Drinks or just dance….

This is an older Flopisde Comic… when life was a lot faster and the night was “always young!” The “Dancing One” was initiated by the ancient worm at the bottom of a bottle. More than that he could not stop dancing. Even Mr. Fuck had a difficult time keeping up with “twinkle toes.”  The “Wild Card” was the man about town. Time to get him dancing again.

A point: So we at Flipside Comics need a kick in the butt too…. the song below is a very silly one and we don’t take it seriously…  it is a ridiculous song. If Mr. Fuck was to take it seriously he would be on the side of the pagans… a crusade of pagans against the Christians. An over all perspective might be the good FLOPSIDE people on a crusade against the Trumpians !!! RAMBO says just dance…

THE FUCKING ASSHOLIAN TRUMPIANS !!!!!

around 2011

A Daily “Fuck” Gazette The Untouchable Bastard ?

An Untouchable Bastard…?

Maybe not but we will see. The stereotype of  abuse by federal leadership !  Everyone to blame but me. So sick that we at Flopside Comics had to do a little “You’re a Bastard Editorial…”

Mr. Dang says,

“I’ll push your self-indulging wang of the table …any dame tame….!”

I guess it all comes down to this, that no one with any good sense or decency really wants to work with the Trump White House. A world of fucking decadence and scummity ! (New word )

Remember Flopside Comics are stupid like the flawed human experience and we can make fun of it cause it sucks!

A Daily “Fuck” Gazette , theater of the trumpsurd

Mr. Dang, Bloody Elbows, Mr. Crap, Hudley, Pee Wee Gutter, Mr. Fuck and Mr. Garbage…..Mr. Shit declined to participate in our Flopside Crew Party dress party… old fart.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.

~Abraham Lincoln

The United States, the State of the Union Address… some don’t care and some are  going to boycott the event. Others will watch like us at FLOPSIDE Comics. The theater of the trumpsurd!!! 

So Mr. Shit came up with this in his sleep.

We listened as he snored and talked in his sleep. Mr. Shit said…

“The State of the Union Address… the Address… a dress.”

We listened.

“The dress… the dump is a dildo… Trump.”

Mr. Shit gave us a cleaver idea while he was deep in his sleep and talking in his sleep!  He is an elder punk with dementia. Mr. Garbage listens closely to his wisdom and said it clearly to Mr. Fuck,

“A dildo and a dress…”

We smiled and then went to have a round of coffee. Today we will put on our best party dresses and listen to the addresses….

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

~Abraham Lincoln

Female asteroids fun !!

Happy National Women’s History Month. March 2025.

https://www.womenshistorymonth.gov/About.html

I am happy to say that my original four watercolors-were sold at a Fundraiser for the National Women’s Health Network. A Silent Auction. “A Voice for Women, A network of change.”

Asteroid Goddesses, Ceres, Pallas Athene, Vesta, Juno

Female asteroid goddess fun!

Praying Mantis is an anthropomorphism often found in all my art.

These asteroid Goddesses are positive parts of our female psyches. Health, strength, and the ability to fight for the integrity of all life. The right to choose. A right for justice and equality. A rich part of history and mythology which shine through us all.

As we look up into the heavens, we find these asteroids. If we look to these little creatures on earth as the praying mantis, we find the beauty of nature.

Brought together through art we reflect within ourselves the balance that we all need for good health. A healthy psyche to share with the world. A symbolic healing panacea.

At home I like to have projects to do. Husband got me a new book called Asteroid Goddesses by Demetra George & Douglas Bloch.  A networking book that ties up so many years of study. Astronomy, astrology, spirituality, mythology and psychology.

A remarkable book. It reads well. I like to engage in mythology, so I did up a little water-color fun with four of the main players heavenwards. What a fun project !! Some female asteroids that have a powerful punch to the human psyche. We all need them.

4, 9 by 12-inch watercolors.

Ceres

Pallas Athene

Vesta

Juno

The Daily “FUCK” Gazette: Dianne Feinstein the Tiara Queen Bitch!!

Sen. Dianne Feinstein of California, trailblazer and champion of liberal priorities, dies at age 90

Feinstein died on Thursday night at her home in Washington, D.C., her office said on Friday.

September 29, 2023.

Dianne Feinstein Rules

Dianne Feinstein Rules

Dianne Feinstein Rules

Is she a strong woman or is she just a strong human being ?! I say both. We at Flopside COmics don’t like separating the men from the women but in this case just once we agree that she is one hell of a dame. Thank You !!!

The Flopside Comic

Woman of the Century…. here we gave her a Tiara !!

https://www.feinstein.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/

Roy…Yippee-yi-o-ki-yay !A Daily Fuck Gazette… number stupid special loser…

ROy Moore

2018 GOP Budget Resolution, 50 hours of debate in the Senate. The Daily Fuck Gazette Vol. Two , Number 7

2018 GOP Budget Resolution, 50 hours of debate in the Senate

Brief and current channel 231 C SPAN 3 current debates…

This is happening now and it is fascinating to see the conflicts and how polarized our Senators are. Funny that they represent us. This is a motif of the current conversation. I found it interesting that there are 200 loopholes hidden in our Federal Taxes! What a big bipartisan issue!  Seems like a good place where our Senators should start working together. Republicans and Democrats both agree on investing in ‘start-up or new businesses.’ Maybe there are other places of interest for bipartisan engagement.

John Cornyn

R-Texas Majority Whip

  1. Defense spending should be a priority of Federal Government.
  2. We have the highest cooperate taxes in the world. We need to lower corporate tax rates.

Overseas investors keep money in other countries. We need to lower corporate taxes to bring them back.

  1. Invest in energy such as refineries and oil products, Gas and Wind.
  2. Invest in New Businesses.
  3. NAFTA build up stronger with Canada and Mexico. Update our highly-pressurized liquid fracking solution. Free trade.

Jeff Flake

R-Arizona

  1. Close 200 loopholes hidden in Federal Taxes that help corporate and lobbyists who receive 1.3 trillion in tax credits.

Martin Heinrich

D- New Mexico

The GOP Budget Resolution helps special interests and wealthy Americans with a once again ideal of the failed trickle-down economics.

Making life harder for working class families.

Taking away from:

  1. Cuts to Health, Education, and transportation.
  2. 5 trillion cuts to health care.
  3. 470 million cuts to Medicare
  4. Senior Citizens 470 million cuts close to ½ trillion to Medicare. Including Alzheimer’s Care
  5. Cuts to Drug health care.
  6. Big cuts to Medicaid.
  7. Student Education 8 million cuts towards Federal Pell Grants.
  8. Cuts money to Infrastructure
  9. No cost estimates available and the GOP are legalizing the need to do this.

Positive notes:

Let’s focus on our communities and how we can help and make them better.

  1. Tax help for Startup Businesses.
  2. Access to high-speed internet to all communities.
  3. Bipartisan communications across the line.

The Fuck Gazette Vol. Two , Number 6-66 or anti-man

art student….taken from Terrible Death A terrible flopside Bubblegum Comic…

I have come to realize that Trump as well as all his family and white house people are the Doppelgänger or anti-man people… they are without a good conscience …

I can with research say that they do tie in somehow with the Nazi philosophy…

or ideology!  It is a different twist on the same old idea of soulless leaders ruled by an unknown source…. maybe beyond our knowing and an agenda that it frightening to me.

I once told a friend that I was not worried about Trump becoming president and that we would just have to deal with it… I regret saying this… now I am concerned …

and wonder how such a Doppelgänger could have been manifested…  they got what they wanted maybe???